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4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews

Size Doesn't Matter,

But Sperm Count Does

$40.00

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Test your sperm at-home in minutes. No embarrassing doctor's visits required.

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4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews

Size Doesn't Matter,

But Sperm Count Does

Test your sperm at-home in minutes. No embarrassing doctor's visits required.

$40.00

$50.00

Fully At-Home

Enhanced Communication

Results in Minutes

Deepened Connection

Get Actionable Insights

Enhanced Communication

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Enhanced Communication

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4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews

Size Doesn't Matter,

But Sperm Count Does

Test your sperm at-home in minutes. No embarrassing doctor's visits required.

$40.00

$50.00

Fully At-Home

Enhanced Communication

Results in Minutes

Deepened Connection

Get Actionable Insights

Enhanced Communication

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

Enhanced Communication

30-Day Money Back Guarantee

Fully At-Home

Get Peace of Mind

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Results in Minutes

"I'm fit and I even get my testosterone checked. I never imagined my sperm count could be low."

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How it Works

4 Easy Steps to Instant Results

Checking Your Results is Easy

✔️ Normal Levels - 2 Lines

Sperm count considered normal

✖️ Low Levels - 1 Line

Sperm count may be low. Consult with your physician.

Checking Your Results is Easy

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Normal Levels:
2 Lines

Sperm count may be considered normal

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Low Levels:
1 Line

Sperm count may be considered low.

Why Should I Test My Sperm? It's Simple.

Sperm in the 70's

Sperm TODAY

Toxins and chemicals in our daily life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.

Other risk factors include:

Obesity & Poor Diet

Excessive Alcohol Consumption

Polyester Clothing & Tight Underwear

Hot Showers & Saunas

Vaping & Smoking

High Cellphone Usage

Toxins and chemicals in our everyday life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.

Other risk factors include:

Obesity & Poor Diet

Alcohol Consumption

Polyester Clothing

Hot Showers & Saunas

Vaping & Smoking

High Phone Usage

Symptoms of low sperm count include:

🥴 Brain Fog

🥱 Tired in the morning

🍆 Erectile Dysfunction

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How Tadpole Can Help

1. Confidential and Stress-Free

Enjoy total privacy and zero stress. Our test is your secret to keeping health checks personal.

2. Save Time and Money

Skip the waiting room and the cost. Find out what you need to know in minutes, not days.

3. Empower Your Health Decisions

Take control of your health with actionable insights right at your fingertips.

What Guys are Saying About Tadpole

You test your blood, urine, and saliva. So why not your sperm?

We want to help you become a better and healthier man. Have you been experiencing...

🥴 Brain Fog?

🥱 Tired in the morning?

🍆 Erectile Dysfunction?

Low sperm count can be the underlying cause of all of these symptoms and more.

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Fast & Discreet Shipping

Quick and 100% Private

5-Star Reviews

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Fast & Discreet Shipping

Quick and 100% Private

5-Star Reviews

30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee

Fast & Discreet Shipping

Quick and 100% Private

5-Star Reviews

4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews

Sperm Count Test + FREE Fertility and Testosterone Hacking Guide

$39.99

We're breaking the stigma. The tadpole test tells you whether your sperm count is above or below a healthy threshold for male fertility — all from the comfort of your own home.

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Clinically accurate results — sleep sound at night knowing your swimmers are safe

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