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4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews
Size Doesn't Matter,
But Sperm Count Does
$40.00
$50.00
Test your sperm at-home in minutes. No embarrassing doctor's visits required.
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4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews
Size Doesn't Matter,
But Sperm Count Does
Test your sperm at-home in minutes. No embarrassing doctor's visits required.
$40.00
$50.00
Fully At-Home
Enhanced Communication
Results in Minutes
Deepened Connection
Get Actionable Insights
Enhanced Communication
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4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews
Size Doesn't Matter,
But Sperm Count Does
Test your sperm at-home in minutes. No embarrassing doctor's visits required.
$40.00
$50.00
Fully At-Home
Enhanced Communication
Results in Minutes
Deepened Connection
Get Actionable Insights
Enhanced Communication
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
Enhanced Communication
30-Day Money Back Guarantee
Fully At-Home
Get Peace of Mind
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"I'm fit and I even get my testosterone checked. I never imagined my sperm count could be low."
David B. | Verified Buyer
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How it Works
4 Easy Steps to Instant Results
Checking Your Results is Easy
✔️ Normal Levels - 2 Lines
Sperm count considered normal
✖️ Low Levels - 1 Line
Sperm count may be low. Consult with your physician.
Checking Your Results is Easy
✔️
Normal Levels:
2 Lines
Sperm count may be considered normal
✖️
Low Levels:
1 Line
Sperm count may be considered low.
Why Should I Test My Sperm? It's Simple.
Sperm in the 70's
Sperm TODAY
Toxins and chemicals in our daily life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.
Other risk factors include:
Obesity & Poor Diet
Excessive Alcohol Consumption
Polyester Clothing & Tight Underwear
Hot Showers & Saunas
Vaping & Smoking
High Cellphone Usage
Toxins and chemicals in our everyday life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.
Other risk factors include:
Obesity & Poor Diet
Alcohol Consumption
Polyester Clothing
Hot Showers & Saunas
Vaping & Smoking
High Phone Usage
Symptoms of low sperm count include:
🥴 Brain Fog
🥱 Tired in the morning
🍆 Erectile Dysfunction
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How Tadpole Can Help
1. Confidential and Stress-Free
Enjoy total privacy and zero stress. Our test is your secret to keeping health checks personal.
2. Save Time and Money
Skip the waiting room and the cost. Find out what you need to know in minutes, not days.
3. Empower Your Health Decisions
Take control of your health with actionable insights right at your fingertips.
What Guys are Saying About Tadpole
You test your blood, urine, and saliva. So why not your sperm?
We want to help you become a better and healthier man. Have you been experiencing...
🥴 Brain Fog?
🥱 Tired in the morning?
🍆 Erectile Dysfunction?
Low sperm count can be the underlying cause of all of these symptoms and more.
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5-Star Reviews
30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
Fast & Discreet Shipping
Quick and 100% Private
5-Star Reviews
30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
Fast & Discreet Shipping
Quick and 100% Private
5-Star Reviews
30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
Fast & Discreet Shipping
Quick and 100% Private
5-Star Reviews
4.6/5.0 | Based on 1,248+ reviews
Sperm Count Test + FREE Fertility and Testosterone Hacking Guide
We're breaking the stigma. The tadpole test tells you whether your sperm count is above or below a healthy threshold for male fertility — all from the comfort of your own home.
Ships within 8 hours from Dallas, TX
Secure checkout with
Discreet shipping — so your roommates wont have a clue
Clinically accurate results — sleep sound at night knowing your swimmers are safe
Results in minutes, not days — so you can get clarity quickly and plan your next steps with confidence
Affordable and fully at-home — no embarrassing doctor's visit required
"Who knew you could just do this at home? Was curious but figured I'd have to make a doctor's appointment"
- Lucas N.
Commonly Asked Questions
How do I take the test?
Like a rapid COVID test (but way more fun).
1. Collect your sample
2. Add it to the solution bottle
3. Squeeze 2 drops into the test well and wait 5 minutes.
Follow the simple step-by-step instructions for accurate results.
Is this for me?
We recommend tadpole for proactive men who want to take control of their health and who aren't afraid to go against the grain.
This is a serious topic, and we're tired of the stigma, so we're breaking it.
Get healthy, or don't. The choice is yours.
Are sperm counts really declining?
Scientists estimate that sperm counts have plummeted more than 50% in the last 50 years.
Sperm counts are currently declining more than 2.6% per year! That means if you wait too long, it could be too late.
Factors include:
1. Plastics and chemicals
2. Dirty air and water
3. Excessive alcohol and drug use
Even stress can make it worse.
Should young guys do this?
We've seen healthy men in their 20s test low.
Everyday chemicals are wreaking havoc on your hormones every day — this could be a root cause of tiredness, decreased sex drive, and stress.
If you test early and monitor your fertility over time, there's a lot you can do to improve.
How accurate is the test?
Our at-home test kit is over 95% accurate. If your result is not normal, we recommend seeing a fertility doctor.
Tadpole is the first (and least expensive) step to understanding your fertility and taking control of your manhood.
How fast can I see my results?
See your results in 5 minutes after doing the test.
No putting your sperm in the mailbox and no embarrassing doctor's visit required.
What's a good sperm count?
Sperm count for healthy men is between 15 to 200 million sperm per milliliter (mL).
Less than 15 million is considered low.
Can I improve my sperm count naturally?
Yes!
After you complete your test, tadpole offers science backed methods to increase your sperm and testosterone naturally.
Check it out here.
