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Uncover Your Sperm Count At-Home in Just

5 Minutes

$39.99

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Simple, easy, affordable. No embarrassing doctor's visits or mailing-in your sample.

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5.0/5.0 | 1,248+ happy customers

Uncover Your Sperm Count At-Home in Just 5 Minutes

Simple, easy, affordable. No embarrassing doctor's visits or mailing-in your sample.

$39.99

+ Free
Improvement Guide

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5.0/5.0 | 1,248+ happy customers

Uncover Your Sperm Count At-Home in Just

5 Minutes

Simple, easy, affordable. No embarrassing doctor's visits or mailing-in your sample.

$39.99

+ Free
Improvement Guide

Fully At-Home

Enhanced Communication

Results in Minutes

Deepened Connection

Get Actionable Insights

Enhanced Communication

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Why Should I Test My Sperm? It's Simple.

Illustration of multiple black sperm cells with tails swimming on a white circular background.
Black sperm cells on a white circular background with a green border.

Sperm in the 70's

Sperm TODAY

Toxins and chemicals in our daily life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.

Other risk factors include:

Obesity & Poor Diet

Excessive Alcohol Consumption

Polyester Clothing & Tight Underwear

Hot Showers & Saunas

Vaping & Smoking

High Cellphone Usage

Toxins and chemicals in our everyday life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.

Other risk factors include:

Obesity & Poor Diet

Alcohol Consumption

Polyester Clothing

Hot Showers & Saunas

Vaping & Smoking

High Phone Usage

Symptoms of low sperm count include:

Low Sex Drive

Low Energy

Erectile Dysfunction

How We Can Help

1. Confidential and Stress-Free Testing

Test fully at home and get your results in just 5 minutes. You don't even have to put your shoes on.

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Skip the waiting room and the cost. Get answers in minutes, not days.

3. Get Peace of Mind

Stop worrying and take control of your health with actionable insights through our science-backed improvement guide.

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✔️ Normal Levels - 2 Lines

Sperm count considered normal

✖️ Low Levels - 1 Line

Sperm count may be low. Consult with your physician.

Checking Your Results is Easy

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Normal Levels:
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Sperm count may be considered normal

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Low Levels:
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Sperm count may be considered low.

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44 reviews
  • TH
    Trevor H.
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Easy

    Honestly stoked. Not looking to have a baby w my girl yet but it’s dank knowing I could if I wanted to lol.

  • PS
    Parker S.
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great product

    So happy I pulled the trigger and bought this. Simple to use and very informative. My swimmers are strong, and I will continue to work towards maintaining a higher sperm count

  • AR
    Anthony R.
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Testing my swimmers lol

    Love the packaging. Quick shipping and super simple test.

  • ML
    Marcus L.
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great

    Quick and very simple to do. Would recommend 5/5

  • JK
    John K.
    Verified Reviewer
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Did it for her

    The healthier we are, the better her pregnancy

  • AW
    Alex W.
    Verified Reviewer
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Save the doctors visit

    It was all very straight forward and being able to take the test at home when it fits your schedule is so nice

  • CM
    Cesar M.
    Verified Buyer
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Stud alert😄

    I appreciate how straightforward the whole process was

  • JB
    Johnathan B.
    Verified Reviewer
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great test

    I’m now the most confident man in Austin

  • MS
    Michael S.
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Worth every penny

    Goodbye seed oils, hello seed planting! (in my girlfriend)

  • EC
    Elrid C.
    Verified Buyer
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    Exactly as advertised

    This product was quick and simple to use and was exactly as advertised. I do wish it provided a bit more information of how far over or under 15 million, but can't complain as over or under is what was promised. Great product and would recommend

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