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5.0/5.0 | 1,248+ happy customers
Uncover Your Sperm Count At-Home in Just
5 Minutes
$39.99
+ Free
Improvement Guide
Simple, easy, affordable. No embarrassing doctor's visits or mailing-in your sample.
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How it Works
5.0/5.0 | 1,248+ happy customers
Uncover Your Sperm Count At-Home in Just 5 Minutes
Simple, easy, affordable. No embarrassing doctor's visits or mailing-in your sample.
$39.99
+ Free
Improvement Guide
Fully At-Home
Enhanced Communication
Results in Minutes
Deepened Connection
Get Actionable Insights
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100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
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5.0/5.0 | 1,248+ happy customers
Uncover Your Sperm Count At-Home in Just
5 Minutes
Simple, easy, affordable. No embarrassing doctor's visits or mailing-in your sample.
$39.99
+ Free
Improvement Guide
Fully At-Home
Enhanced Communication
Results in Minutes
Deepened Connection
Get Actionable Insights
Enhanced Communication
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
Enhanced Communication
30-Day Money Back Guarantee + FREE SHIPPING
Fully At-Home
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Why Should I Test My Sperm? It's Simple.
Sperm in the 70's
Sperm TODAY
Toxins and chemicals in our daily life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.
Other risk factors include:
Obesity & Poor Diet
Excessive Alcohol Consumption
Polyester Clothing & Tight Underwear
Hot Showers & Saunas
Vaping & Smoking
High Cellphone Usage
Toxins and chemicals in our everyday life have slashed sperm counts by over 50% in just 50 years.
Other risk factors include:
Obesity & Poor Diet
Alcohol Consumption
Polyester Clothing
Hot Showers & Saunas
Vaping & Smoking
High Phone Usage
Symptoms of low sperm count include:
Low Sex Drive
Low Energy
Erectile Dysfunction
How We Can Help
1. Confidential and Stress-Free Testing
Test fully at home and get your results in just 5 minutes. You don't even have to put your shoes on.
2. Save Time and Money
Skip the waiting room and the cost. Get answers in minutes, not days.
3. Get Peace of Mind
Stop worrying and take control of your health with actionable insights through our science-backed improvement guide.
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Easy and Approachable
Improvement Plan Included
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Checking Your Results is Easy
✔️ Normal Levels - 2 Lines
Sperm count considered normal
✖️ Low Levels - 1 Line
Sperm count may be low. Consult with your physician.
Checking Your Results is Easy
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Normal Levels:
2 Lines
Sperm count may be considered normal
✖️
Low Levels:
1 Line
Sperm count may be considered low.
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- ARAnthony R.Rated 5 out of 5 starsTesting my swimmers lol
Love the packaging. Quick shipping and super simple test.
- MLMarcus L.Rated 5 out of 5 starsGreat
Quick and very simple to do. Would recommend 5/5
- JKJohn K.Verified ReviewerRated 5 out of 5 starsDid it for her
The healthier we are, the better her pregnancy
- AWAlex W.Verified ReviewerRated 5 out of 5 starsSave the doctors visit
It was all very straight forward and being able to take the test at home when it fits your schedule is so nice
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I’m now the most confident man in Austin
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Results in minutes, not days — so you can get clarity quickly and plan your next steps with confidence
Affordable and fully at-home — no embarrassing doctor's visit required
Commonly Asked Questions
How do I take the test?
Like a rapid COVID test (but way more fun).
1. Collect your sample
2. Add it to the solution bottle
3. Squeeze 2 drops into the test well and wait 5 minutes.
Follow the simple step-by-step instructions for accurate results.
Is this for me?
We recommend tadpole for proactive men who want to take control of their health and who aren't afraid to go against the grain.
This is a serious topic, and we're tired of the stigma, so we're breaking it.
Get healthy, or don't. The choice is yours.
Are sperm counts really declining?
Scientists estimate that sperm counts have plummeted more than 50% in the last 50 years.
Sperm counts are currently declining more than 2.6% per year! That means if you wait too long, it could be too late.
Factors include:
1. Plastics and chemicals
2. Dirty air and water
3. Excessive alcohol and drug use
Even stress can make it worse.
Should young guys do this?
We've seen healthy men in their 20s test low.
Everyday chemicals are wreaking havoc on your hormones every day — this could be a root cause of tiredness, decreased sex drive, and stress.
If you test early and monitor your fertility over time, there's a lot you can do to improve.
How accurate is the test?
Our at-home test kit is over 95% accurate. If your result is not normal, we recommend seeing a fertility doctor.
Tadpole is the first (and least expensive) step to understanding your fertility and taking control of your manhood.
How fast can I see my results?
See your results in 5 minutes after doing the test.
No putting your sperm in the mailbox and no embarrassing doctor's visit required.
What's a good sperm count?
Sperm count for healthy men is between 15 to 200 million sperm per milliliter (mL).
Less than 15 million is considered low.
Can I improve my sperm count naturally?
Yes!
After you complete your test, tadpole offers science backed methods to increase your sperm and testosterone naturally.
Check it out here.
